Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
What if toilet plumbing was really like those tubes at the bank and all the tubes just went to this one guy's house and he's really pissed
Tired of hearing the same song over and over again? Try being in marching band.
Whats 2 + 2 ? A math problem.
What do you call a drunk elf? Legless
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