English teachers put more thought into novels than the authors do.
*walks into door on street, looks around* Whew...no one saw me... One year later... *watching TV* *sees self on Funniest Videos*
Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Mexicans cats are attacking my home! Looks like a ""Gato raid""
