My girlfriend of 8 years recently told me she used to be a man This actually itsn't a joke I just had to get it off my chest. I'm heartbroken, what should I do?
What do you call a nun that works for your company? Nun of your business.
What's a pirates favorite letter? Aargh you think it would be but it's the sea
What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?""
WIFE: there's a bear outside our tent ME: so W: so scare him off M: *unzips door* Donald Trump might become president *bear jumps into fire*
