I had a bad diarrhea few days back... Someone online suggested I should try potatoes. I've showed one up by butt and I haven't taken a shit in 3 days! Thanks stranger!
My girlfriend was on her. So I put it in her:
I recently started the new Brexit diet So far I've lost hundreds of millions of pounds.
Hillary Clinton is elected President. JK.
I wonder if Morgan Freeman will be too busy narrating his own birthday party, to actually be able to enjoy it?
