How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything.
Where would you park your camel? The Camelot. PS Booze helped with this and now I'm laughing alone in my apartment Edit: Went to class, came back, saw this. Me and my cat are thoroughly pleased.
Yesterday my wife got stung by a bee while golfing I asked where, and she informed me it was between the first and second holes. Being the helpful type, I advised her that her stance was too wide.
I just saw my first Porno yesterday.... I couldn't believe how young I looked in it.
I tried tricking an Inuit guy last night... ...but he was having Nunavut
