A woman stands on a boardwalk... She notices a man below looking up her dress. ""You, sir, are no gentleman!"" ""And you, lady, are no blonde!""
why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Five.
The story of Snow White teaches us something very important: NEVER eat fruit.
How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck
