Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming.
What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!
There are only 2 branches of the military... There are only 2 branches of the American Military: the Army & the Navy The Air Force is a corporation. The Marines are #*?& cult.
How do you get money out of a piggy bank? Feed it laxatives.
My wife suffers from a case of constant halitosis... So I guess it's a good thing I'm hung like a TicTac.
