My friend recently bought an invisible pencil. Personally, I can't see the point.
Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal.
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
Whenever I lose my micrometer I use my dick.
I couldn't tell if something on the ground was a ball of animal poop or a rock Nudged it with my foot. It was a rock. That was my risky kick for the day.
