cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously""
Life is like a box of chocolates... Mostly nuts and sometimes you get brown stuff on your hands.
Cutbacks on HealthCare are really starting to show. I went for my prostate exam today, and instead of lube the doc spat on my asshole
Turns out a At Home DNA Test is not a good baby shower gift.
My dream guy is hot, funny and smart. And he'll ask me to marry him with a green lantern ring. And he has powers. And a castle. And Yoshi.
