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in #joke7 years ago

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Inter mezoo .... 😁

This is our future picture if E-ID card, BPJS, Police Data, and Banking data are Running Effectively and all data is integrated In one Data Base.

Examples of events if we order pizza.

¶ Recording telephone conversations pizza ordering.

(Operator)

"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. Can I help you?"

(Consumer)

"I'd like a pizza."

(Operator)

"Can you get your ID number?"

(Consumer)

"6102049998-45-54610"

(Operator )

"Okay Pak Ujang, from our database, you live on Jalan Merpati No 6, House of 021829256378, Office of 021666535872673, and cell phone number 0818763784022."

(Consumer)

"Right ... Can I order Seafood Pizza?"

(Operator)

"We do not think it's a good idea, Mr. From your medical record, you have high blood pressure and excessive cholesterol, maybe you can order Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza now."

(Consumer)

"How do you know if I would like that?"

(Operator)

"Hm ... last week you just borrowed a book titled" Popular Hokkien Dishes "in the National Library."

(Consumer)

"Okay whatever ... I'll order the family package, so how many everything?"

(Operator)

"Total all $ 90,000,"

(Consumer)

"Can I pay by Credit Card?"

(Operator)

"You have to pay cash, your credit card seems to have over limit and you still have debts in the bank of $ 5.350.000, - since last June, that does not include the fine of your car loan arrears."

(Consumer)

"Well, that's right, I went to the ATM to get the money before the pizza delivery man came."

(Operator)

"From your data, it does not seem like Mr. Record shows that the bank's withdrawal limit is up for today."

(Consumer)

_ "Busyet ...! Just interrupt the pizzas here, I'll pay cash here, and how long will pizza be delivered to the house?"

(Operator)

"About 45 minutes sir because the road seems to be solid, but if you do not want to wait, you can pick it up yourself with your father's duck bike."

(Consumer)

"What!" You are insulting! "

(Operator)

"In the data you see you have a duck motor in 1995 with the Police Number B-217-AN.

(Consumer)

"Damn ... your not polite open my record, you have not felt hit yet?"

(Operator)

"Oh be careful and keep your speech Do you forget on May 15, 2010 Have you ever been in prison for 3 months for saying dirty words to the police?"

(Consumer)

"shit ..... man this one."

(Operator)

"There are other fathers?", Oh yes father yesterday outside the city there are affairs with KUA yes, because recorded cpd sdh recorded in 3 KUA, whether the mother at home already know?

(Consumer)

"Nokkk .... Cancel my order ... !!!" And beware you yaa, do not tell my wife about the last .. "

¶ That's if E-ID card is applied all over the country and integrated with all data centers.

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Good morning fellow steemians and congratulations enjoying a warm coffee or tea with your family ...

STAY ANY SPIRIT whatever happened.