My grandfather always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather!
One day, I showed up late for work. The boss yelled “You should have been here at 8:30!” I replied: “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!
I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.6. To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
If ugliness was a crime, you would be serving 3 life sentences.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she would kill me!
A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed. “Have you any last requests? Asked the chaplain. “Yes,” replied the murderer. “Will you hold my hand?”
Note – The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Hope you had a good laugh! :)
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