Childbirth

in #jokes6 years ago

A pregnant woman was delivered to the hospital for delivery and the doctor got her work done ...

The doctor urged the woman with pain to try to push the child out, the baby's head came out ...

The doctor looked at the child's face with surprise, said - his eyes are very small and skewed ...

The woman responded with shyness - According to my husband, the Chinese people love very well, so I gave them a chance ...

Well, after a few moments, the child's torso also came out, the doctor was more surprised, immediately said - your baby's body is as white as the firangs ...

The woman again shyly said, "According to my husband, the British love in a very beautiful way, so I gave them a chance ...

In a few moments, the child's legs came out too, the surprise of the doctor's eyes was torn off, he said - your child's feet are absolutely black, like Negro ...

On the face of the woman once again came the embarrassment quote, Bid- According to my husband, Negro loves very beautifully, so I gave him a chance ...

After all, the child came out completely, the doctor picked him up, immediately tied up his nail and put a light-sough on his hip, the child started crying ...

Now the doctor turned to the woman, and said - Madam, congratulations, but I am surprised, how will you be able to maintain such a child whose eyes are like Chinese, furry English like blonde, and legs
Black like Negro ...?

This time the woman took a cold breath and said, "God is the million lacs of Venus, it is not a bhokka ..Logopit_1535514561057.jpg

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