What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
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