Wahala dey oh! In a WAEC English Language Examination, Akpos was asked to complete the following sentence & this was how he did it:
He who fights and run away?
Akpos : E don surrender be dat, nah fear catch am.
A rolling stone?
Akpos : E no fit just dey roll, nah person push am.
He who lives in a glass house?
Akpos : Nah rich politician e go be.
A stitch in time?
Akpos : E go prevent further tear tear.
Birds of the same feather?
Akpos : Nah the same mama born them.
One good turn?
Akpos : Nah correct power steering fit do am.
A bird in hand?
Akpos : Weytin e wan be again if no be barbeque. Dem plenty for chicken republic sef.
Half bread is better than?
Akpos : Puff puff, buns or garri without sugar.
A journey of a thousand miles?
Akpos : Nah d person wahala be dat oh. Why e no enter car or aeroplane jeje?
He who laughs last?
Akpos : Get brain problem. Make dem check am oh, because nah beginning of madness be dat.
A patient dog?
Akpos : Nah beta hunger go kill am.
All work and no play?
Akpos : Nah bankers job be dat abeg.
Once beaten?
Akpos : Nah revenge go follow be dat.
A fool at forty?
Akpos : U never see dis country own.......Naija own start @50.
Naija no dy carry last
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Hey, thanks so much...
This brought out all my 32... Keep it up
My post brought out all your 32...but your comment's making my cheek pink
lmao. Half a bread is better than puff puff? na lie!
when I give you half toasted bread worth $2.77 compare to full puff puff of $0.27.. My dear, think about it Lolzzzzz