1.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
2.Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
3.Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
4.Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
5.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
6.Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
7.Every one of Chuck Norris blood cells have black belts.
8.Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
9.Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
10.Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.