Wojak was once a successful trader
He bought every dip with finesse and care
He rode the crypto wave to the very top
But alas, it was not meant to be, and it did stop
The bear market came, and Wojak did panic
His portfolio took a huge hit, it was tragic
He sold off all his coins in a frenzy and fear
And now, Wojak works at McDonald's, year after year
But he remembers the days when he was on top
When he made money with every single trade he'd swap
Now he takes orders and serves burgers with a smile
But deep down, he misses those volatile miles
So if you see Wojak at McDonald's, don't you dare laugh
Remember the journey that led him to this path
For Wojak was once a successful trader
But now he just works at McDonald's, a humble laborer
