Well, they aren't tales, they're traumatic happenings!
You missed the time I actually got to deploy the vomit absorber. Ever since that package of cedar smelling small animal bedding stuff arrived in the courier I must admit I found myself curious about it's absorbent power. That said, I wish I could have passed on utilizing it all together.
I have to ask though, did you message the Minecraft Mouthcateers through PC Res? I love to traumatize the talkers with an over the computer screen warning. Makes me feel like a DOS dictator! WOOO!
I didn't send messages to their screens. I needed to personally speak to them so the people they were bothering were also aware that I was keeping an eye on their noisiness. PR matters too. But the psychological warfare tactic you suggest will be utilized if needed.
Ha ha! I always speak first, digitally terrorize second, end session third. Works great!