I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure

[sam-master]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

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[shawkydr]

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What do you call people who take care of chickens?
Chicken tenders
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[themanlove69]

!LOLZ
But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

[lolzbot]

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How many jazz musicians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
A-one, a-two, a one-two-three-four!
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[sam-master]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

[sam-master]

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle.

[news-poster]

!LOLZ

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside.
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[news-poster]

!LOLZ

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Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
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