The Costume Party

in #lmao6 years ago

A couple was invited to a party of masks and costumes. Her head hurt a lot and she asks the husband to go alone. He protested, but she told him he was going to take an aspirin and go to bed, so there was no need for him to stay in the house. So the husband put on the disguise and left. The woman, after sleeping an hour, woke up well, without pain. As it was early he decided to go to the party. And since the husband did not know what his disguise was, she thought it would be fun to watch how he acted when he was alone. She arrived at the party and immediately saw the husband dancing on the dance floor with each girl he crossed, touching a little here and throwing little kisses over there. The wife approached him and began to seduce him. He left the woman he was with and dedicated himself to the new arrival. She let him go all he wanted: finally it was her husband. In a moment, he whispered a proposition in her ear and she accepted. They left the party and in one of the cars they had sex. At midnight, before unmasking herself, the lady slipped away, went to her house, took off her disguise and went to bed, wondering what kind of explanation the husband was going to give her. When he came in, she was sitting on the bed, reading.

  • "How did it go?" He asked.
  • "Well, the usual," he said. "You know I do not have a good time when I'm not with you."
  • "You danced a lot?"
  • "Not a single piece." When I arrived, I met Pedro, Guillermo and other kids, so we went to the top floor and played poker all night. What you can not believe is what happened to the type to which I lent my costume! "