Week 9 Of the LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here
Welcome to our 9th LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. Our last challenge was awhile ago so we hope everyone has lots of jokes stored up to share.
The Tasks
- Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
- Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ
All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.
If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.
What We Are Looking For
Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.
To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -
- Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
- Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
- Funny! Or at least Punny.
Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.
Lets get this party started!
Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!
About LOLZ Token
LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.
LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.
Help Support the LOLZ Project
Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.
- Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
- If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
- Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
- Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Reblogged
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Nice! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 7
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@imno - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
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No one, it happens Autumnatically.
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Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (15/10)
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No? Oh, well... I tried. I already reblogged your post! Take a look @cjlugo and @urkanon! Thank you for this initiative!
Thanks for the suggestion. We are considering that for the future, but we will need some help since we don't speak Spanish we wouldn't be able to judge the jokes. And we will take the cat joke !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 8
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It gets toad.
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@cpol, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (12/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@cpol - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Wow! Thank you so much! You are so generous! Well, I hope you can do it soon! I'm humbled for taking that joke. It's not mine, though! Let's say, it's some anonymous joke!
I was thinking the same thing. I love how words that sound exactly the same mean entirely different things in another language. I also would like to brush up on some simple Spanish jokes.
This is the story of two grains of sand that arrive at the beach:
"Damn, it's crowded today ..."
Tag @gestion.alive
Reblogged
!LOLZ
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We all have our vices.
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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)
lol
!LOLZ nice one. !DROPLOLZ 8
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He was best in his field .
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@servelle, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (10/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@servelle - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
"Why don't vampires get involved with blockchain?
Proof-of-Stake terrifies them."
Thought this one up myself. Tagging @tanjakolader and also reblogged.
That is awesome! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 7
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It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
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@rarej, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@rarej - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Reblogged! !LOLZ
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She's not sick, or anything - I just think she can get better..
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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)
!LOLZ We will accept both. !DROPLOLZ 5
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At the end of the night he took her back to her place.
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@arpuch, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (11/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
and !DROPLOLZ 5 for the second joke.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
good job bro, !LOL
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and accidentially won the Tour de France.
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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pablodare
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/8)
What’s the best part about teamwork?
Someone else to blame!
Reblogged and tagging @tfranzini
!LOLZ
That is so true! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 8
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Cause they're always Kraken
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@luizeba, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (17/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@luizeba - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
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I thought it was a nice jester.
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@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @luizeba
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (6/10)
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will you take me to the zoo?’ He answered, ‘If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you.' - Jerry Lewis
!LOLZ nice one! !DROPLOLZ 8
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They just work on so many levels.
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@netizen01, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (13/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@netizen01 - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Thank you.
There is a big shortage of nickels in the world, but I got all mine for five cents.
!LOLZ
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There, their, they're.
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@mineopoly, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (14/10)
How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor 😅
Perfect! !LOLZ !DROPLOLZ 5
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They lie still
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@anderssinho, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (16/10)
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@anderssinho - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.
I have re-blogged post.
@ijat Tag your it.
Awesome! !DROPLOLZ 8
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@darmst5339 - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
@masoom
Reblogged
Upvoted
Shared on twitter
Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@hafiz34 - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
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I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
One in four frogs is a leap frog.
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful. Body like a Greek statue – completely pale, no arms.
I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Most of my life is spent avoiding conflict. I hardly ever visit Syria.
My Dad said, always leave them wanting more. Ironically, that’s how he lost his job in disaster relief.
How do people make new mates? Asking for a friend.
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a nice postcard to receive.
If you arrive fashionably late in Crocs, you’re just late.
A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.
You know it is going to be a bad day when the letters in your alphabet soup spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
Did you hear about the crook who stole a calendar? He got twelve months.
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Not sure if we have this, so !DROPLOLZ 5 just in case.
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, it's awful.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
So what if I don't know what "Armageddon" means? It's not the end of the world.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.
The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. It’s that no one runs in your family.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
I went to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I’d have $6.30 now.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
The man who survived both mustard gas and pepper spray is a seasoned veteran now.
I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… But the kids still get in.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.
Maybe if we start telling people their brain is an app, they’ll want to use it.
What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games.
What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe!
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
Why did two 4s skip dinner?
Because they already 8!
Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.
What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.
!DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.
What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an Amazon account? PRIME-mates.
Nice! !DROPLOLZ 5
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An LOLZ Airdrop!
@marshmellowman - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.