LOLZ Weekly Joke Challenge - Help Build A Hive Based Joke Database and Earn $LOLZ

[lolztoken]

A New LOLZ Joke Challenge Is Here!

Welcome to our (more or less) weekly LOLZ Joke Challenge where you can share a joke you know and help us build our joke database for use with the LOLZ token. We have been a bit slow at getting the last jokes added to the database so right after we finish posting this we are going to get to adding the new jokes!

The Tasks

• Tell us a joke in the comments. 1 LOLZ
• Re-blog this post, and tell us you did in the comments. 1 LOLZ
• Tag a friend. 1 LOLZ

All rewards will be distributed via the drop bot in the comments so be sure to leave a comment even if you only reblogged the post and don't feel like telling a joke.

If we select your joke to include in the database, we will reward you with an additional 5 $LOLZ, and include you as the source for the joke (unless you prefer to be anonymous). Post as many jokes as you like, and earn an additional 5 $LOLZ for each joke selected for inclusion.

What We Are Looking For

Any joke can be posted and earn an $LOLZ, although we ask that you stay Safe For Work.

To be selected for inclusion in our database, your joke will need to be -

• Clean. LOLZ is kid friendly. Please, no dirty, racial, or potty humor.
• Short. We prefer jokes with short setups and punch lines.
• Funny! Or at least Punny.

Your joke does not to be original. Any joke you know will do.

Lets get this party started!

Come on people... MAKE US LAUGH!

About LOLZ Token

LOLZ is a Hive engagement token with the mission of spreading laughter and joy on the Hive blockchain. And while the LOLZ Project may have a sense of humor, it is no joke.

LOLZ is the world's first "Proof of Humor" token and is mined when LOLZ holders use the !LOL or !LOLZ command in comments to share a clean joke and tip the author a freshly minted LOLZ token.

Help Support the LOLZ Project

Here are a few ways you can help the LOLZ Project.

• Use the !LOL and !LOLZ command often to tip fellow Hive authors.
• If one of our jokes makes you smile, consider giving it an upvote! All rewards will be staked to help cover Resource Credit costs for the bot and increase curation value.
• Follow @lolztoken and participate in our airdrops, contests, and giveaways.
• Delegate or donate. Hey, we aren't too proud to beg. If you have some extra Hive power you can spare consider delegating it to @lolzbot, or use the link below to donate Hive.

Comments

[eythorphoto]

Hi there!
Love your project!

What does it mean when life gives you melons?

.... You are dyslexic!

LOL

Re-blogged and tagging @amanda.yrr

Eythorphoto!

[lolztoken]

!LOLZ ... We already have that one though. !DROPLOLZ 3

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@eythorphoto - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself
This changes everything.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@eythorphoto, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

[servelle]

My participation:

What is the difference between falling from the 1st or 10th floor?
. Falling from the 1st floor: PAF ! Ahhhhh!
. Falling from the 10th floor: Ahhhhh! PAF !

Reblogged and tag: @gestion.alive
!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I always try to use the word mucho around my Spanish-speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @servelle
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (5/10)

[lolztoken]

Thanks for the laugh! !DROPLOLZ 3

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@servelle - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[rarej]

Why did the police arrest early bitcoiners?
Because they heard they were putting minors to work.

Reblogged and tagging @tanjakolader

[lolztoken]

Accepted! !DROPLOLZ 8

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@rarej - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[buffalobison]

I've been waiting a long time for this. I hope I don't choke.

What kind of car does a buffalo drive? A Furrari.

[lolztoken]

We have been waiting too! Accepted! !DROPLOLZ 6

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@buffalobison - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[buffalobison]

Awesome! Thanks for letting me know about my acceptance into the prestigious lolz database 😀

[rarej]

What's the best way to greet Justin Sun?
Hive a nice day.

[lolztoken]

Thanks for the !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get his teeth crowned.
_{Credit: reddit}
@rarej, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

[casimirio]

@bravetofu Here’s something we are pro at 😎
“Singing opera in the shower is fun but don’t get soap in your mouth; cause it will become a soap opera.”

[lolztoken]

Great! !DROPLOLZ 7

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@casimirio - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[arpuch]

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered

!LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Did you hear about the happy Roman?
He was gladiator.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @arpuch
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

[lolztoken]

Very good, we accept them both! !DROPLOLZ 6

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolztoken]

And !DROPLOLZ 5 more for the second joke.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@arpuch - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[bravetofu]

I got jokes!

"Did you know that I'm on a seafood diet? Yeah, I see food and I eat it!"

"Did you hear about the movie 'Constipation'? It never came out..."

"A blind man walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and people..."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes. But we ain't got no gigs yet."

"Don't you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do."

🤣

cc @casimirio

[casimirio]

Love them all! !PIZZA

[lolztoken]

!DROPLOLZ 7 more for the second joke and the tasks!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bravetofu - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolztoken]

1. Accepted! !DROPLOLZ
2. Funny, but not our style.
3. We have that one.
   4 Accepted (have to drop more in another post.
4. We have that one.

Thanks!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bravetofu - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[cpol]

I took the next joke from here: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/word-play-jokes Sorry, I couldn't think in a good one.

"-What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? -Envelope. "
I already reblogged it! Thank you!

[lolztoken]

We !LUV it. !DROPLOLZ 7

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@cpol - You received a 7.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[luvshares]

@lolztoken_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

HiveBuzz.me NFT for Peace

[anderssinho]

What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.

Reblog and tag @scarykangaroo

[lolztoken]

We already have that one, but !DROPLOLZ 3 for the effort!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@anderssinho - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[anderssinho]

Haha 😅 I dont know that many good puns so thanks :)

[belhaven14]

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What’s Scooby Doos’ favorite drink?
Mountain Dooby Doo
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @belhaven14
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/8)

[lolztoken]

Perfect! !DROPLOLZ 6

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@belhaven14 - You received a 6.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[luizeba]

A genie asked: "What's your first wish?"

John answered: "I wish I was rich."

The genie nodded and then said: "OK, so what's your second wish, Rich?"

Reblogged and tagging @shiftrox

[lolztoken]

!LOLZ nice! We may need to shorten it, but accept it! !DROPLOLZ 8

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@luizeba - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

What did the tie say to the hat?
I'll hang around here while you go on ahead.
_{Credit: reddit}
@luizeba, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/10)

[harlowjourney]

Finally, scientists have managed to grow vocal chords in the lab. It's safe to say the results speak for themselves.

@sanjeevm - I tag you.

(Reblogged.)

[lolztoken]

Absolutely what we are looking for. Awesome. !DROPLOLZ 8

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@harlowjourney - You received a 8.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[akumagai]

Man walks into a bar and punches the bartender on the nose.
"why'd you do that for?"
Man walks out then walks back in and punches the bartender on the nose again.
"why'd you do that for?"
Man walks out then walks back in and before he could punch the bartender in the nose he gets given a full schooner of beer.

The end.

[lolztoken]

Thanks for that, bit long for our needs, but funny! !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
Lack of concentration.
_{Credit: reddit}
@akumagai, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

[akumagai]

Dog walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender looks at it and scratches their head. You identifying as a human? Dog barks back so security kicks it out as no dogs allowed in the pub.

[pablodare]

hi @bananasfallers and reblog and !lol

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Breaking news: a pygmy shaman is being pursued by the authorities
That's right be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @pablodare
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

[lolztoken]

No joke? Ok... we like you anyway! !DROPLOLZ 2

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@pablodare - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[bravetofu]

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What about the glue?

I knew you'd get stuck on that one.

[lolztoken]

!LOLZ a little long for our needs, but funny! !DROPLOLZ 3

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bravetofu - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I received straight Ds in all my biology classes in college
I guess I’m bio-D-grade-able
_{Credit: reddit}
@bravetofu, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/10)

[tanjakolader]

Just re-hived, because any cause for making others smile or LOL gets my vote! 💪

I would like to nominate @fruityfruitz because of her good sense of humor and funny puns every now and then 😊.

[fruityfruitz]

😃Thanks for nominating me @tanjakolader. I re-blogged as well because I also love your sense of humor and generally love a good laugh.

Why did the scarecrow win the employee of the month award?
-because he was outstanding in his field.

I’m nominating @bearmol for this challenge.

[bearmol]

Lolz 😁 Thanks for the laughs @fruityfruitz @tanjakolader @rarej

What did the bee 🐝 say when he returned to the hive?

Honey 🍯 I'm home.

[rarej]

ah yes, what is a dad without his dad jokes 😂

!LOL

[tanjakolader]

@rarej, @fruityfruitz and @bearmol ya'll are cracking me up.

[fruityfruitz]

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

My girlfriend told me to stop singing Wonderwall to her
I said mayybeee...
_{Credit: reddit}
@bearmol, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rarej
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/4)

[fruityfruitz]

Lol! Good one. 😂

[rarej]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why did the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
_{Credit: marshmellowman}
@fruityfruitz, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rarej
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (2/4)

[fruityfruitz]

😂

[rarej]

!LOL

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
_{Credit: gillianpearce}
@tanjakolader, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @rarej
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (3/4)

[bravetofu]

Did you know it's impossible to use "beef stew" as a password?

Yeah, apparently it's not stroganoff.

[lolztoken]

Hahahaha... perfect! !DROPLOLZ 5

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bravetofu - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[bravetofu]

Why did the blind man fall into the well? Cuz he couldn't see that well.

[lolztoken]

We like it! !DROPLOLZ 5

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bravetofu - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[manuvert]

I haven't entered the challenge in a while, so let's give it a try with a couple of most likely known puns, but I just read them recently:

• What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter

• Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other: "What kind of music do you like?". The other says: "I'm a big metal fan"

Keep up the great work!
!ALIVE

And reblogged

[youarealive]

@lolztoken! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @manuvert. _(2/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

[lolztoken]

We like them both! !DROPLOLZ 9

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@manuvert - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[manuvert]

Cool, thanks!
!LUV
!ALIVE

[luvshares]

@manuvert_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | community | <><

HiveBuzz.me NFT for Peace

[youarealive]

@lolztoken! You Are Alive so I just staked 0.1 $ALIVE to your account on behalf of @manuvert. _(3/10)

The tip has been paid for by the We Are Alive Tribe through the earnings on @alive.chat, feel free to swing by our daily chat any time you want.

[lolztoken]

and !DROPLOLZ 3 more.

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@manuvert - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[bananasfallers]

Hi! Taggin @nahueldare3627 and reblog!

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@bananasfallers - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[casimirio]

Ok, here’s another one:
“Dad, can you tell me what is a solar eclipse?”
“No sun!”

[lolztoken]

Nice! !DROPLOLZ 5

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@casimirio - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[casimirio]

ok, I can’t stop myself 😁 Last one:
“How many tickles does it take to make an octopus 🐙 laugh?”
“Ten tickles!”

[lolztoken]

Ah, we already have that one. !LOLZ

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands
They just don't want to.
_{Credit: reddit}
@casimirio, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (4/10)

[casimirio]

Now we're officially jokebros, cheers! !PIZZA
And I think I'm capable of !LOLZ too 🙌

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

I saw 4 guys beating up 1 guy so i stopped to help.
He had no chance against all 5 of us.
_{Credit: reddit}
@lolztoken, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @casimirio
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/1)

[lolztoken]

Why yes you are and I !LUV it! !LOLZ

[luvshares]

@lolztoken_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | <><

HiveBuzz.me NFT for Peace

[lolzbot]

lolztoken.com

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he always has a great fall!
_{Credit: reddit}
@casimirio, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of @lolztoken
Use the !LOL or !LOLZ command to share a joke and an $LOLZ. (1/10)

[nahueldare3627]

¿Cuando fue la última vez que ganaste una carrera?.
Pues cuando era un espermatozoide llegue primero al óvulo.

@pablodare te tagueo y reblogueo para ver si nos ganamos algo de lolz

[lolztoken]

Thanks, but we are only doing English jokes so far. !DROPLOLZ 3

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@nahueldare3627 - You received a 3.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[eddwood]

I got one as well:
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you wear the trousers in your relationship?" - "Honey? May I please take part in a survey?"

cc: @patchwork

[lolztoken]

Thanks for the laugh. !DROPLOLZ 2

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@eddwood - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[mairapanelo]

wow lol free... @alejoca and reblog

[lolztoken]

Thanks! !DROPLOLZ 2

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@mairapanelo - You received a 2.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[pizzabot]

PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA!

PIZZA Holders sent $PIZZA tips in this post's comments:
casimirio tipped lolztoken (x1)
@rarej_(2/5) tipped @lolztoken (x1)
casimirio tipped bravetofu (x1)

_{You can now send $PIZZA tips in Discord via tip.cc!}

[jakkal]

Alright I got a few, liked and reblogged of course

Where does an eskimo keep his bitcoin? in a cold wallet

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!

Why can't you run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Two friends went to a campy horror movie, the first one asked the other what he thought of it... The second said that horror movie was in tents

Get in here @torran

[lolztoken]

We will take the first 3, the last one is just a bit long for our needs. !DROPLOLZ 9

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@jakkal - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[lolztoken]

and !DROPLOLZ 9 more. Thanks!

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@jakkal - You received a 9.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[rarej]

Why are Hive users all like potential dictators?
The more power they have, the more their vote matters.

[lolztoken]

Nice, Hive humor, we !LUV it! !DROPLOLZ 5

[luvshares]

@lolztoken_(1/1) gave you LUV. H-E tools | connect | community | <><

HiveBuzz.me NFT for Peace

[lolztoken]

lolztoken.com

What is better than a kick in the teeth?
An LOLZ Airdrop!
@rarej - You received a 5.0 $LOLZ airdrop.

[rarej]

I'll think of some more for the next hunt. :) !PIZZA

[gondek]

Good day! Reblog post to my blog! Thank you! @gondek