Sort:  

!LOL If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.
(Albert Einstein )

What do mummies do on vacation?
They unwind.

Credit: reddit
@duvinca, I sent you an $LOLZ on behalf of hive-loto

(5/10)
NEW: Join LOLZ's Daily Earn and Burn Contest and win $LOLZ