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It's an interesting combination: Having a great fear of being alone, and having a desperate need for solitude and the solitary experience. That's always been a tug of war for me.
(Jodie Foster)

It doesn't matter if my wife tells me I'm not mature
I'm not going to let her enter my tree house without the right password

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