Only saw this now @therneau, will certainly take up the challenge!
I had to laugh at
BTW, gum didn't help.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt with an old guy who works for us, if it's my turn to take him home, I feed him Xtra strong mints or gum as 'padkos' all the way plus try not to make conversation or else the fumes hit me! Tried the aircon on high or windows open, nothing helps :):)
Lol, I know right. It's just an unbearable smell. I try not to flinch and actually feel sorry for them but damn, it is difficult to ride next to. So you've tried it all hey. Good thing you're retired now.