Calling all Memelords... Connoisseurs... and purveyors of fine internet humor :)

in #meme2 years ago

If you're like me, a picture may be worth 1,000 words but a meme... a meme is worth at least like... 27... 35? I dunno.

During my day at work, I spend downtime perusing the depths of the internet, harvesting memes, curating them and sharing among my peers and meme groups.

I figured, if my Splintermart account is used to share my Splinterlands Cards via Peakmonsters... Then why couldn't I share my top 5 memes each day via Peakd and Hive 🤔

Like a digital catalog of the memes that made me laugh, chuckle or at least snort a little bit out of my nose while sardonically saying "lol" out loud. I'll share them with you and my commentary, if any 😄

Some of these are mine, some are found in meme groups or sent to me - credit will always be given to any artist who leaves their mark.

Upvotes are always appreciated for the commentary I put in and the curation time but I'm doing this for my enjoyment and with the hope that you too shall find it humorous and they may brighten your day.

Some days I will post categories like "Wholesome" or "NSFW" but most of the time it will simply be something I found funny or touching.

Without further ado, I give you my picks for 8/17/22:

1: I'll be 38 next month... Thirty. Eight... And apparently for 37 years I've been living a LIE!!! What is this sorcery?!? My guy is living in 3022 while us primates scurry about our lives like... like... SAVAGES!

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2: It looks like Uthe_gr8t made this one but it's a little blurry... however, they're 100% correct. Fuck Grandpa Joe and his moochin' ass! Sick and unable to walk for 20 damn years, eating watery ass cabbage soup... but the moment Charlie gets a ticket... BOOM... Joe is suddenly back in the game! Jerk.

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3: Got this one from a Facebook Meme group I'm in and I do love a good Skeletor meme 😁

Artist "Che_D_Lay_sir" seems to be the creator behind the Meme but let me tell you a projectile stream of alphabet soup diarrhea is incredibly horrific yet insanely amusing to picture lmaoooooo Chef Skeletor in the houuuuuuuuuse!

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4: Let's get real for a moment... I was that guy. I worried myself sick trying to handle everything without looking weak or admitting I might be in over my head. There was a point where I worked 104 hours in one WEEK trying to outwork a problem instead of getting help.

I'm at a place in my life now where I can look back and laugh at my folly and I've learned from my mistakes... Don't be me. Don't be this meme - it's ok to get help.

If you are having serious issues, please talk with your friends, your family, a professional... anyone... but if none of those seem available to you... Send me a message and I'll do my best to listen, respond and most of all let you know that you are NOT alone!

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5: Last but certainly not least on my top five Memes for 8/17 is a fantastic use of Christian Bale from American Psycho with a quote I've seen circulating the interwebz... "Don't be part of the problem... be the whole problem".

Fantastic, top tier advice. Just FUBAR it and be done. Fuck around and find out gone right. I'm not hot garbage, I'm the whole damn landfill babe 😎

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Those made my day a little more tolerable and I hope you find them worthy of a chuckle or even a little snort.

Thank you for your time, if you liked one of these - drop a comment below and let me know your thoughts!

See you tomorrow! Same meme time, same meme channel!