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umm, pretty sure that's a 30 year old dude

Crap. The complete lack of body and facial hair threw me off a little.

probably wouldn't be able to tell from his cock either

Wow - completely missed that layup joke, but better you make it than me. Thankfully you're there to keep mentoring us.

Dw, I've been caught out making the same mistake a few times...

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