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You already asked have you got brain damage or aomething.

I have a short term memory loss.

I can remember everything I've ever seen and known.

Nice. Can you tell me my name?

Your name is Ike. Beautiful name if you ask me.

Which is your favorite socker team?

I don't really have one.

@banjo are you happy with your job?

I don't have a girl.

Why? Have you any problem?

No, just feeling under the weather.

Good. I am also sitting at window raining outside talking to you. Quite romantic

Awe, did I make you smile?