Selfie Post, circa 1996: Here's me in a 1973 VW SuperBeetle
Not Seen: Hooker in the trunk (remember, the trunks on these are in front).

Selfie Post, circa 1996: Here's me in a 1973 VW SuperBeetle
Not Seen: Hooker in the trunk (remember, the trunks on these are in front).

In other words, that orange stuff around the handle in the front isn't rust.
I can neither confirm nor deny these allegations.