The elephant couldn't fit through the door, but wanted to come in anyway. His owners were not at home and it looked like it would take a few weeks.
It's no problem for me to have the little animal at home. But if he dares to throw his droppings in the middle of my living room, what do I do? What do I do? I don't have a giant shovel to get all that poop out of there.
Good thing the government pays to take care of the elephants. Although with the amount of stuff Fantito breaks me on a daily basis, I can't afford it. I already have three jobs and counting.
At least I have guaranteed affection. He treats me better than my wife. I think I'm going to leave her.
Better to have a big mountain of poop in the house than to suffer my wife's mistreatment.