I found the USB in a dusty corner of the café, right next to someone’s half eaten doughnut. Naturally, I took it because curiosity kills time faster than cats.
Plugged it in. Folder titled “YOUR LIFE.” Opened it.
Boom.
Subfolders:
- Crushes That Will Never Text Back
- Decisions Made While Hungry
- Dramas You Started & Forgot
- Songs You Claimed You Wrote But Didn’t
There was even a video titled “You Trying to Dance in Public." I screamed. Quietly.
I haven’t slept well since. My laptop keeps buzzing. The toaster winked at me this morning. I think… I unlocked something I shouldn’t have. But hey, at least I finally know why my life feels like a sitcom.