It started with a simple toast... now it's complicated.
Every morning, it blushes red hot when I press its buttons.
It refuses to toast for anyone else, I caught it burning my roommate’s bread on purpose.
Yesterday, it popped out a heart shaped slice.
Today, it buzzed angrily when I walked past it with a croissant from outside.
I think it’s jealous… and honestly, I’m scared.
I just wanted breakfast, not a clingy appliance in love.
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