I thought she was joking but seemingly she wasn't, I don't even know how's that possible anyway, it just happened.
Erika was her name, yeah I know, it was a fucken dream you freak that can even speak, but her name was Erika, wasn't it? Dit you dream ot or did I? Now you let me tell the story in peace or I'll send you away for 70th time. Would you SHUT UP!!!! I don't fucken care if you allways find the way back(still don't know how you do it though, but I will). You thank god I ain't killer otherwise you'll be...
Well, as I was saying, this was a very much vivid dream, this Erika girl was someone I knew, just like movies you know? The slow camera, the beautiful soundtrack, the shot focusing both looks,...a beautiful moment, but as it always happens it all turned out wrong in the end I don't know how did that happen, i was a dream, things have no sense in dreams sometimes,... -YO SHITY FACE, COULD YOU GET OUT OF THE FRICHE AND STOP THE NOISE?- ...sorry, he keeps disturbing,anyway, seemed like a long life dream but the beautiful part turned into a nightmare quicker that an undesired in a middle of a meeting fart. The girl Erika, turned into a witch, she ws like crazy, pursuing me anywhere, making shows on front of everyone, being obsessive, didn't even sleep and I woke up shited on myself as I watched her staring at me in the middle off the night, god it was fucken freaking and I left her, but before I did that she throwed a curse on me, she said I wouldn't see her again as she was but that she was gonna returned shape shifted...I was like...your are fucken out of your mind peeing myself pf laughter and just right there I woke up and realized it was just a fucken dream or nightmare, or half each. I felt relieved it was a crazy long and non sense dream but a month after some at first sight strange but cute little animal showed up at home, just like the dream but this time was an animal, don't ask, I don't know ehat kond of animal that is, won't even describe it, it has dog stuff, but also cats, squirrel, bears, fox, penguins, rabbit,tiger and so on... but the fucken freaking thing is that it goes changing animalitties(meaning personalities in humans) and even can speak the motherfucker, just like in the dream, it was beautiful in the beginning but bow it's a nightmare, overall when any of the fiercely animalitties comes out. It chases me, haunts me, has even killed every dog or cat in the neighborhood out of jealousy. I have taken advantages of the inocent animalitties and taken it away 69 times, to 69 different, remote and fucken far away places, but nothing, he always find the way back oh I'm starting to think this is the fucken Erika girl from the dream that maybe was not a dream and she really returned shape shifted into that shity lousy annoying little freaky face over there that's bringing the friche down. May be this feak have an agenda...or maybe I'm fucken sleeping yet and this is part of the nightmare, oh, I know, I'll jump through out the balcony, it always work for waking up from a dream...
Wait...what of it's not a dream but ot is... oh...it has an agenda, it has it.