Thank you for the upvote
If You Could Give One Animal a Job, I will select Snake and the job I will give to the snake is being my Personal Assistant.
If I cannot reach the tv remote under the couch I will ask my personal assistant to grab it under the couch for me.
If I want to hear the latest gossips about my neighbors I will ask my personal assistant to sneak around the windows and listen to the juicy gossips that will make me excited.
If the toothpaste tub is nearing empty, I will ask my personal assistant to wrap around the toothpaste tub to squeeze out the remaining toothpaste.
If there are irritating colleagues at work, I will ask my personal assistant to scare them when they are walking alone in the alley.