Nice read @angryman. Congrats on the reward. Stay safe, sir.
What I mean by that is, talk to men with your left eye closed and women with your right eye closed unless you only have one eye which then you should wear sunglasses and look at the right nostril when conversing. Kids are safe between the age of 10 and 12 between 11pm until 8am and then again at 9am unless you don’t have a clock.
(A buncha other bull$hit contradictions)
I don't have a clock @dandays...and...I'm half blind in the left eye... OH WHAT TO DO...?!?!?!?!?!
Mask your elbow ASAP!!
I shall do that...immediately...