The great giant flying spaghetti monster has just told me through his angel (which just happens to be a holy talking meatball with wings) that all the land between the Nile and Euphrates shalt belong to his wise noodle worshiping chosen few.
All current inhabitants who do not subscribe this most sensible and inarguable fact, are subhuman and should be treated as beasts, culled as needed to feed the ever hungry sacred meat grinder.
Although it contradicts earlier scripture which states that we shouldn't, we will build a giant golden collender in the centre of Jerusalem. Upon the next talk like a pirate day, we'll celebrate and await the coming judgement and prevailing justice of his divine and particularly heavy drinking session.
Sound nuts ? Well, welcome to Zionism.
Well said, Sir. Finally someone who stands up for our BFF's and has the courage to speak the truth!
Are you serious or being extremely sarcastic? Please tell me it's the latter.
LOL. Sarcasm is the lowest kind of humor, I know.
Whew.
gorgeous explanation :) love it, and agree on it