Rolling Stone Cover Sympathy Spin

Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name.

But what's puzzling you, is the nature of my game.

I watched with glee while your kings and queens.
Fought for ten decades, for the gods they made.

I've been around for a long, long years.
Stole million man's soul an faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate.

Just as every cop is a criminal,
And all the sinners saints.

And I laid traps for troubadours

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politnesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, mm yeah

Tell me baby, what's my name?
Tell me honey, can ya guess my name?
Tell me baby, what's my name?
I tell you one time, you're to blame.

not written by @mikemullens (whistled some)

Do you truly still wonder how we got here?

Turn off ALL the spell-craft.

Team Laodicea needs you.