SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In the heat of all this talk about a trade war, which by all accounts President Trump is WINNING, it may be easy to believe the Fake News Media are the only people who know how to lie about something completely false and rude like they are with President Trump.
However, there are others. One of those being ex CIA Chief John Brennan, supposedly In a recent off-camera interview when asked his opinion on the issue of gay marriage the ex CIA Chief said that gay people are, “worse than animals” and after the interview it was said by an anonymous source that Brennan was overheard mumbling to himself “Trump has definitely said worse, right?” NO!
Further, supposedly this didn’t go over very well with the ARC (Animal Rights Campaign) and supposedly representatives from the organization proposed a solution to smooth over Mr. Brennan's stumble. “We know he’s gotten his skull bashed in for a living, for many years. This is most likely the cause of his completely idiotic words, however, we cannot live with his ignorance. We would like to help him, by knocking some literal sense into him. He will box Mikey the Kangaroo.” said President of the ARC, Kellan Horowitz, the 3 year old Flamingo, who has been a resident and active member of ARC, in the San Francisco Zoo his entire life. Horowitz also noted, “We originally purposed to have Pacquiao fight our prized fighting kangaroo, Floyd, but we didn’t want to wait 5 years to see the fight actually happen.”
Brennan supposedly responded with a defense of his comments, saying “I said what I said because it’s true; when have you ever seen a gay lion in the wild? Animals never show homosexual behavior, there has not been countless research projects done on the subject, and I know that I’m right.” ARC upon receiving word about the boxer’s rebuttal released a statement saying, “See? We have to knock some sense into him.” The date for the fight hasn’t been set just yet, but Vegas has 8 to 1 odds on the Kangaroo.
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