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That would be a little tricky for me, your ministeryness, you see I fucked off from the not so united kingdom of fucking rain and corruption (kiddy fiddlers heaven) to Poland, I also ditched my so called passport in a bin, it ran out 3 years ago, so you and the royal family may have to find another retard to tax.

Hope you had a pension that's not being paid through a British bank. It would be such a shame if something were to happen to it.