LMAO! Right! I'll tell you something pretty crazy. When I was on my way to prison, in the back of the transport car (on the way to the hub to be doubly shackled and put in a van, that would then bring me to a bus to get in a jumpsuit and be even more heavily shackled and blackboxed) ... anyway... when I was in the transport car... they had a chick in there with me at like 4:30 A.M. There was no separation between us except that she was in a single middle seat and I was in the back. We talked a little and I worked my way over closer (My hands were shackled at my waste with a chain around and my ankles also) and I was able to work my pants down a little. She gave me head in the cop transport car!!!! So freakin' awesome! Still blows my mind. That was on camera, but fortunately the cop was cool enough not to charge me with anything. He just pretended it wasn't happening.
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Lol, she was a prisoner also? Or correctional services?
She was headed to jail to go to court in Washington. Since I was being transported up the coast I was getting moved through small towns before hitting the bigger hubs on the journey to the big house. She was just in jail incarcerated for petty crimes. LOL. Just happened to run into me on the trip.
Seems like an accommodating young lass.
That she WAS! :D I still remember her name. Melissa Philips. I told her I would try to find her in Portland when I got out. Do you know how many Melissa Philips there are in Portland? Me either. Too many.
Well, you have the one now mate, so Melissa misses out.
Absolutely she does. I'm a happy camper, in our happy camper! They had an RV show behind where we are currently staying at the casino. Went and looked at a bunch of $200,000 RVs... was pretty cool. Maybe one day (although owning some property and a house would probably be a much better investment to start with). Who knows.
We go to those shows too, seen some impressive rigs. We will motor around in our later years, hopefully not too far away really. We enjoy it although we will probably tow rather than drive an RV, a trailer. That way we can park it, unhook and have a vehicle. Although, many have an RV with a trailer and a small car in tow. Many here sell up their homes and buy into those things.
She was also shackled and didn't have use of her hands... lol. I wrapped my finger around her hair until I had a hold of it and we got down in the back (the best we could for oral sex). When I got to the next town they put us on a line to be pat down and then separated into male and female holding cells. She looked at me and said, "Hey, you got something on your pants." I had been on the streets so I looked down embarrassed wondering what it might be. Turns out, she didn't have much of a capacity in her mouth. I figured that out as I was being shoved into the holding cell, laughing the whole time. ;P
Could be a good post here...
Ya.. I think I'm going to have to do it. :D