Ooh, I think there is a marketing director position open for you my friend! LOL!
I'm starting to think Life's idea of balance for me is like Crack The Whip, I'm hurtling back like an overly exuberant rock skipping across a placid pond. After The Great Draining it would be nice to have a bit of a sedate meander through things for a bit;)
Hope all is well on the other side of the hill!