Just stock pictures of people taking pictures. And Jack Johnson.

in #photography7 years ago (edited)

This post is just that. Captioned stock pictures of people taking pictures. Best done while listening to Jack Johnson's Pictures of People Taking Pictures pictures.

The Sharpshooter

To the man who takes his time to get a perfect headshot - even at point-blank range.

The Killshot

Because taking good pictures is not as cool as looking cool while taking slanted pictures. Watch out when you see the Killshot. They're probably not your friend, and will probably get your worst angle.

The Sly

He might look like he's just leaning on a wall not doing anything - but he's really documenting every moment, trying to catch a nip slip to jerk off to later.

The Idiot

Yeah, that guy just drove 6 hours to the coastline to take pictures looking toward the mainland. He also got in the way of some sweet seascapes.

The Unmanned Pilot

Hey look, you're neighbor just got one of those cool drones! Maybe he's taking sweet videos of the neighborhood to make a music video. Wait, why is he hovering so close to my bathroom window?

The Lens Face

Because they reeeeally wanted a photographic memory - so they surgically replaced they're face with a camera.

The Wedding Photographer

Here's to the wedding photographer that doesn't conform to dress codes. Because who wants to be wearing formal attire on a beach?

#antijoke
Thanks to Pexels.com for the endless supply of cliche pictures.