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Wait, that's the same place?! You walked over the lake??

Yes, the same exact place. Either I’m Jesus or there is this reaction that happens to water when the air around it goes to sub zero temperatures, go figure..

I wonder if you can also turn water into wine 🍷🍷

I wish 😤 though my preferred poison is gin.

Gin... Classy women, my poison is either beer or gin tonic.
Did you try our beer when you came to portugal?

G&T all the way, while cursing like a sailor, very lady like... I don’t really drink beer so no I didn’t.

Cursing gives you personality, isn't that all that matters in a lady? 😂