When you find yourself in the kitchen, trying to hide a couple tubs of delicious homemade cookies, then, you know, you may just be related to the Cookie Monster.
I wasn't quite sure at first, if it was even possible. But, I went and took one of those lineage DNA test thingies? It turns out, that both the Cookie Monster and I, are direct descendants of Jim Henson. I know right? Impossible! But then I remember this story my parents used to tell me about how the main character in 'The Dark Crystal' - Jen - was created with me in mind.
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True or not, I do get hangry pretty quickly. I also find it easy to use my imagination and I swear, I can make stuffed animals talk. My life is a literal interpretation of the movie 'Toy Story'. Just glad I don't need a hand up my butt to talk. Then you would see my Cookie Monster crazy eyes come out. Because, I can get crazy. You don't know crazy until you've seen those things. One of the things that makes me, me.
Big shout out and thank you to @inthenow for coming through with the cookies. The little princesses wish for me to relay a big sweet thank you! And to everyone out there, do you REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am, because Aughra said so.
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Lol.. your gif.. too funny! 😂 Awesome.. Glad that y'all are munchin, and they're happy.
They look delicious 😋 Yummy
You like a cookie-magician
😃 thanks! I try.. getting better every time. Hope your weekend is starting off with a bang.
I said hellz to the ya!
I could watch you bite into that cookie all day.
p.s. my son has officially dubbed me "The Cookie Lord".
I'll pass on the mantle tout de suite... unless it means I get less cookies. Then we'll have to arm wrestle for it.
The Cookie Lord? Bwaha! Love it. I might share a bite or two with ya 😜 they need a cookie tip token.
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p.s apparently this morning he's upped it to "The Cookie God". I'd better get my game on 😬
Have a beautiful Sunday and don't eat 'em all at once.
p.p.s I totally would. 👍
Also... thanks for hittin' me up. Makes me smile every time. The copy. Stay you.
Anytime! I'm kinda jealous now, but also enthralled I get to
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Also... I made you a flower.
Because you're you.
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Thanks for the reminder. 👍
Also. Tout le plaisir est pour moi. Really. 😘
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Well... I was demoted to "Cookie Dictator" by 4pm yesterday 😔
I made the child go walking with me.
I think I can get on top
of youagain with some determination and focus.It'd be more than worth the sweat, I reckon.
Happy Monday, Mr Witty. 🐉
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That gif made me giggle and your eyes looks crazy and that smile 🥰
I belive you...it looks SOOO GOOOD.
You have they way with words and I belive crazy is CRAZY at your place but also heck lots of fun 😁
I wish I was a fly on the wall.
SOO Nice of @inthenow to send them cookies 😋 made me drool... Or was it you? I am comfused 😂 Hahahaha
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You'd love it here! Especially the drool. I'd love that 😜
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If I had those cookies hidden in my house I would also go sneaky to eat them hahah they look very delicious! and with how much I like cookies
Ha ha ya man they are yummy!
@enginewitty,
All I saw, were homemade cookies, your GIF, then the words, 'The Dark Crystal'... all I needed to see haha...
Super cool on @inthenow's end, for sending something that awesomesauce to you all. Hope you are having a good day, and that all those girls are feeling good!
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