FACEBOOK IS WHERE IT’S AT

in #pob3 years ago (edited)

Now then, before anyone offers to bitch-slap my gormie arse back to reality I want to make some things clear...

I fucking hate Fakebook, it sucks balls. And I know about how the CIA originally set up the “Lifelog” project in order to gather and record everyone's entire life. But then had a better idea so they cancelled it and started “Facebook” a week later, where people happily supply their life details, no gathering required.

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But yesterday I found myself in a reasonably large meeting of like minds. And was surprised that some of them said things to me like “I really like your Facebook posts”

They didn’t say they liked my Gab posts, or my Hive posts, or my Proof Of Brain posts, or my Bastyon posts, nor either of my Wordpress blogs...

No, the only shit I’m posting online that they see is the crap I post on Fakebook for fucks sake. I honestly didn’t realise anyone saw my posts on FB, they barely get any response. Turns out many of these people are at risk of losing their jobs, and are also at war with their friends and family, so they never publicly like, share, or comment on anything incriminating on the book of fake.

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I have three FB accounts because they keep getting suspended, and I’d prefer to use either of my alt accounts, but the only one they know about is the one using my real name. I know the NZ communist party is keeping an eye on my blogs, they have already warned me to behave myself, so it’s too late for me to play safe. So I’d might as well post on Fakebook too if that is what everyone is looking at.

Soon Fakebook will become “Meta” - the new virtual reality mind control zone. Some people in the know have warned “unless you have military grade resistance to mind control, do not use Meta” I’m pretty resistant, but not military grade, so in the same way that I never popped acid when everyone I knew was into it, because I had a bad feeling about my capacity to cope with it, I won’t even try Meta. So my Fakebook days are probably very numbered.

But for now, Fakebook is the place to be, so I’ll keep posting crap on there if it helps the cause.

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What sort of crap? Here is some of what I posted yesterday:

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No matter how much we hate fakebook and stuff, its still usually one of the best ways to reach an audience because the masses are there. Even many social networks that arise and claim they want to kill fakebook usually start by opening a fakebook page and advertising their new social there.

Gotta love it!

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝

Good to know Fakebook is being watched and monitored , for i have no friends there . ;-)

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Good to know the Dutch have heroic leaders - I thought only Aus and NZ and USA and UK and Canada had someone special to look up to!

Well , i am in Norway now ,... where they just elected this commie prick .

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it will be summer soon down there and you'll need to find something else to complain about besides covid :P

Like being under virtual house arrest?

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unlikely to be any restrictions during summer because the cases drop a lot

Are you for real or just trolling?

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Are you for real or just trolling?

Me? - sadly I'm 100% for real on this - in NZ this is life and death in a zombie nation - coming to America soon - moves so fast you won't believe it...

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this was the trend all across the northern hemisphere all summer, I doubt NZ will be an exception.

if you are for real i won't go there - i live here - it's fucked up - go back to sleep...

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PS - Hey AIRCON you worthless maggot - yes I mean you @azircon - why don't you downvote this post right now?

Why wait until day six to auto downvote it you low level turd?

Do you finger your sphincter when you are downvoting people? Must feel good... Especially when you get to lick your finger afterwards

Not that you give a toss, and I'm sure your contract pays well, but you are now directly responsible for the removal of over half a million HP from this platform in the past three months that I'm personally aware of.

How is your master's plan to replace all the real Hivemind bloggers with controlled contractors in Bangledesh going?

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have you ever met a video you didn't share?

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Ace!

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i do not know this man?

he is a whale on Hive who like to downvote posts...

I honestly didn’t realise anyone saw my posts on FB, they barely get any response. Turns out many of these people are at risk of losing their jobs, and are also at war with their friends and family, so they never publicly like, share, or comment on anything incriminating on the book of fake.

Lol, so how then do they enjoy the Facebook? By only private chatting?

Yes mostly - but they don't realise that all fb chat is monitored, recorded, and watched by the nz government too.

Coming soon:

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Really? Every chat monitored? If so, nothing is safe there.

Yes, that is pretty standard...unless it's encrypted, there are bots scanning it.

I saw Rage live once when it was 15 I know it!! I'm playing with fire commenting so shut your facebook and let me finish.

The NZ communist party laughed out loud at the communist traitor.

The above is true and correct and was independently fact checked by a non-profit third party.

From this

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To this...

That time I saw them was before they got banned. Dude they had an upside down flag as their backdrop and they burned it. First and only time I saw that happen.

how the mighty have fallen

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You're nuts. Next thing you're gonna say is people knowingly and willingly pay money to register their DNA in an offshore database somewhere and call it ancestry dot com.

we have that in nz too

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Thing is, Facebook is excellent if you don't add any friends or fill in any details other than the ones needed to get an account.

I just join groups about stuff I'm interested in and I don't need to post anything or talk to anyone I know or don't know. Bollocks to friends and family nonsense.

I'm just a boring fucker who like trains and boats.

I have shitloads of FB "friends" but I wouldn't know most of them from a bar of soap!

Trainspotter huh?

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I know right. You log on to three hundred new post in a day and that's just from one of the someone's you wouldn't know from a bar of soap. That shit went in the unfriend pile real fast. I keep a nice tidy reign on who gets on my page which I long ago outgrew anyway. Now I mostly just use it to blog on local blogs and upvote a few things posted by the few people on there.

That is almost me...scary resemblance. I prefer long Mac to Parka and stainless steel flask though .

Class 508 Emu built for Merseyrail hence the photo of Ellesmere Port station. Almost 50 years old and still running.

Did I pass?

LOL - YES!

I know what this one is!

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Can I have all 3 of your Facebook so they can arrange for us to be cell mates?

I go by my real name of course but never post irl pics so they get ultra mad since I don't physically link my presence beyond IP and GPS

LOL - you can have all the accounts listed in my comment above!

My little midwit brain cant find it

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This is why I stay on FB, I have many followers and friends on there and no matter where else i post the most interaction is still there. Blurt is down today too!!

I've had two more people in the past week, who have lost their jobs and are at war with their families say the see my fb posts but can't like them in case anyone sees - so i'm posting for people like them - but i'm not using my real name account much now because I'm fully expecting the communist party to bring in hate speech laws and i may have to delete the real name account - a lot of people are doing that already

At an underground meet up yesterday I met a very onto it lady who was in great health and turned out to be a vegan. It honestly is the first time that has happened in RL and I thought of you!

I'm just testing doing a few comments today to see if they get downvoted - hopefully this will be ok because it's an old post - but I'm doing most chat in Bastyon

Hoorah I wonder if I know that healthy vegan. There's gonna be a lot less soon as most of them are falling for the jabs sadly. I've managed to keep a few away from it.
None of us ever used our real names on fb or anywhere.

She certainly won't be getting jabbed!

PS - i just found out how to turn off comment rewards

it only works in https://www.proofofbrain.io/ front end - it's the only one that will do this

go to settings and turn off both post and comment rewards

from then on you can do posts on any front end and the rewards will be off

but for comments you have to do them on that front end - pictures don't work but the comment rewards are off on all front ends, so no more comment downvoting


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Actually maybe the images are working too

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....you plagiarizing bastard !

You'll be hearing from my lawyers, sir !lol

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I'm, like...literally...shaking....right now..

ut oh, damn.

Time for a class action...

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