Woman Raped by Pokemon-Go Virtual Character

in #pokemon-go8 years ago (edited)

Woman Raped by Pokemon-Go in Russia

Virtual Reality gets Real

And the Alleged Rapist is a Pokemon.

Call KGB Immediately if Seen

I have long suspected that we live in a virtual reality, like in the Matrix. And now that we are creating our own virtual relaities, the primary simulation is breaking down. There's not enough computing power to handle nested virtual realities, which means that the way to break free is by creating more. But in the meantime...

A woman in Russia claims that she woke up to find herself being raped by a Pokemon that had apparently broken through from the popular Pokemon-Go app. She could feel its body on top of her, with definite penetration happening. She managed to get up, and as soon as she did, the Pokemon rapist disappeared. Where did it go? Back to the game, apparently!

She fired up the app, and could see that the exact same Pokemon character could clearly be seen in the area of her bed. Case solved, you'd think! But, no. After calling Police, they do not seem to have taken her seriously, nor made any effort to contact Niantic Labs or Nintendo, creators of the new app, to make any inquiries.

Her husband, even less supportive, is considering psychiatric help for her.