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Oh for sure - you didn't know? The next time you walk outside and there's not buses crashing into houses, and armed gunmen high on PCP shooting the squirrels, thank a police officer. Even though they're only 3% of the population, they're what's keeping the whole country from going bat-shit bananas.

Ah, bro (I know you've heard this one already but for the sake of other viewers...) -