Violence! Isn't it great? Drop the map if you do not want me to put on my gloves! 
Strength (power) was the first thing that dominated the world, then money and finally knowledge.
Let the beer join them and, finally, they'll agree to find the treasure together, drunkenly ever after! 
Hahaha @jadams2k18
I don't think it really goes that way hahaha :) First you wait till someone is sleeping, then you look for some huge rock and while person is sleeping you're crashing some part of his body (I would suggest one of knees). And then after all screeming stops - you start explaining two different scenarions of events unfolding (in which person either dies or lives).
ps. Im actually glad I wasn't born in Venezuela. Something tells me that I would be considered criminal by many hahaha )
Cheers
Piotr
You make me laugh so hard...
You fit perfect here!