My fav:
Spends a lot of time writing a quality post in hf22 - doesn't have to buy votes to get to trending
.. but my edit is..
Spends weeks on a bot that makes Steemit safer - no one gives a crap and only memes are on trending
https://steemit.com/steem/@gaottantacinque/the-keys-defender-bot-is-live-in-beta-mode
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