So like every time they get sick, you don't just get sick, but you get sick on like steroids because you watch your kid recover in like a day or two. And you're like, oh, OK, if I get this, it's not going to be so bad. And then, you know, fast forward a week and a half.
SourceI've had a sinus, a cold that turned into a sinus infection, which is why I sound nasally and, you know, maybe manly. I don't know. But so that's something that you get to look forward to is your grubby little germ ball of an angel bringing home sniffles and flus and all that great stuff.
My favorite part right now is that she pukes and pisses and shits on me and then she cries like I should not be crying. Are you talking about your wife or your kid? I didn't pick up. I didn't know if that was.
Hey, see, are you kidding me? We picked up right where we left off. No, but seriously, no, Heather, like that's so many people told me that I don't know if we're doing daycare, so hopefully we can avoid that as much as possible. Also, we're going to anti-vax.
We're not doing a single one or anything like that because I've read Vax Fax now the book with the guy. He's the guy who did the alternate schedule. And then he wrote this book.
And he's like, even my alternate schedule is not approved. He's like because he did his own study. He's a pediatrician who actually did his own independent study.
So we're not doing it at all. And oh, man, the fights with family and relatives and people and it's just been wild already. But she's super healthy and it's really cool.
And now I have something to fight for because it's funny because before when I was like knocking doors, I always talk about like the kids, the kids, the kids. And now that I have one, I'm like, thank God, because I can't imagine bringing a little girl into a world with, you know, Kamala Harris is president right now. If any two new girls, four and two, also zero vaccine, nothing synthetic in their bodies.