Did someone mention me? Yeah, about that. Today was horrible. I guess you all went out and he ate something with eggs in it. OH. MY. GOD. I think something died inside that man. It started out as a silent wet warm fart but halfway through it just erupted into the loudest reverberating fart I have ever encountered. It was like when you air up a ballon then just let it fly accross the room. Just pbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppbpbpbpbppppppppppppppppppp . I honestly thought the elastic in his sphincter had blown out. I need my apolstry steam cleaned after today.
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